jesus christ i just want this semester to end

schticky-friend:

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

girls are so hot

guys are hot too oh man

why is everyone so hot

global warming

(Source: caleb-denecour, via norenly)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

(via tinystork)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via cuntlery)

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

(via brucewaynes)

johnfkennedy:

she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

(via mattressdoyle)